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A woman calls 911 to report a drunk driver and guess who the drunk driver was?

Caller: Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton rd.

Dispatcher: Okay, are you behind them?

Caller: No, I am them.

Dispatcher: You are them?

The dispatcher then asks the driver “if” she wanted to pull over so she wouldn’t hurt anyone.

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